once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
person: you are impossibly obsessed, and never sleep
person: your skin is pale white and red hot
person: you cry while watching tv
person: and sometimes you speak gibberish and squeal
person: you are always hungry, eating or drinking all the time
person: you don't go out in the sunlight, or have a social life
person: i know what you are
me: say it
me: out loud
person: *whispers* a fangirl






