On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on the internet I hardly know told me.
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Claude is just fab. He’s like, “Because I’m worth it.”.
sir, your lawn’s broken.
did you try turning it on again and off again?
Try ALT+F4
just scrape off the burnt part
try adding some ketchup, it fixes everything.
Just pick the meat out.
Eh send it back and get a new one
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you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:
WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR
GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED
FUCKING DIED
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